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| The Five Sizes of Penises: 1. Small, 2. Medium, 3. Large, 4. Oh My God!, and 5. Is that available in white?
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| Sender:- Bob |
| Dentist didnt get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling.
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| Sender:- Puneet |
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
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| Sender:- Popink |
| Ladies Hostel Caught Fire... It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control...and 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
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| Sender:- Ashok |
A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what's urs?
Man replies: Beer cunt!
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| Sender:- Shubhankar |
Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suit case!
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| Sender:- Salim |
What's the diff between hook in circket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
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| Sender:- Rishi |
One day the PENIS tells the balls: Tonight v r goin for a party!
The balls reply: U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left outside!
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| Sender:- Peter |
Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
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| Sender:- Kamal |
After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to have one just like it.
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| Sender:- Salim |
What's the diff between a bomb n a condom?
In a bomb blast population decreases & if a condom blasts population increases.
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| Sender:- Patwa |
| Sardar : oof, yeh roz roz condom lagane ki chakkar me mein pareshan ho gaya gaya hoon ..Wife : tusi lamination kyu nahni karwa lete?? |
| Sender:- Sidh |
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