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I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.
Sender:- Somaya

I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
Sender:- Sms King

Cherish things while u still hv them b4 they r gone & u'll realize how precious they really r. Life can only b understood backwards but it must b lived forward.
Sender:- Sms King

In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r nitrates Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.
Sender:- Sms King

I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb ur tears, don’t throw me after use, but when u feel cold I’ll burn myself 2 warm u coz I Luv U.
Sender:- Sms King

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.
Sender:- Sms King

A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing
Sender:- Sms King

Beauty doesn't make luv but luv makes beauty; break everything but never break the heart; Heart is the music, play it but never play with it.
Sender:- Sms King

Always welcome a new day with a Smile on ur Lips, Luv in ur Heart & Gud thoughts in ur mind and u'll always have a Wonderful day.
Sender:- Somaya

Always be happy and always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.
Sender:- Rajeev

A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night It has a silent msg saying... U R my last thought at night.
Sender:- Sumit

Friendship is like a war; easy to start, difficult to end and impossible to forget. So I am having war with you & hope you don't want peace.
Sender:- Neha

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.
Sender:- Neha

Smile a while & while you smile others smile and soon there will be miles & miles of smiles just because you smiled. I wish ur day is full of SMILE
Sender:- Amit

Have u ever watched sunlight passing thru raindrops? It's just like my sweet msgs passing thru my cell making it colorful like a RAINBOW. Good Morning !
Sender:- Amit

Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u, but for us it is bread and butter.
Sender:- Sulekha

A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they are accepted, liked & appreciated. So, here's a big smile just for U
Sender:- Somya

Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
Sender:- UnKnown

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you? Banta: Me too, after you leave.
Sender:- Sulekha

I am in casualty now; don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to ICU. Doctor told me that I’ll die if I don't STOP Missing U!
Sender:- Sonu

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