You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's "Direct Marketing".
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."
That's "Advertising".
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's "Telemarketing".
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's "Public Relations".
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's "Brand Recognition".
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's "Customer Feedback" !!!!! |