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Lessons in Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" That's "Direct Marketing".

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry him." That's "Advertising".

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me." That's "Telemarketing".

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?" That's "Public Relations".

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.." That's "Brand Recognition".

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's "Customer Feedback" !!!!!

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