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There's a minor problem - Arre yaar, "Waanda" ho gaya

There's a big problem - Arre yaar, "Zol" ho gaya

There's a huge problem..(unsolvable) - Arre yaar, "Raada" ho gaya

You'll be surprised - Ekdam "Hill" jayega tu

I'm leaving this place - Chal apun "Kaltee" marta hai.

Don't make a fool of others - Dekh, tu "Shendi" mat laga sabko

Get the hell out, you oversmart fool!! - Chale Shaaane, "Hawa" aan de

I'm not a dumb ass - Apun kya "ALIBAUG" se nahi aaya

Do u drink daily? - Tu kya roz "FULL TO" hota hai?

You are afraid.. - Dekh , teri to "FAT" gayi

I'm gonna beat you up? - E Du kya "Kharcha Pani" ?

Something secret - Jara "Khopche" me leke ja

What a babe! - Kya "Zakaas Item" hai yaar!!


An even more gorgeous babe - Kya "Raapchik Maal/Piece" hai yaar!!

Don't bluff me! - E Jyaada "RAAG" mat de..

Ya..she's staring at me! - Kya sahi "LINE" deti hai "Bhiduu"!!

Don't get so tense! - Jyaada "LOAD" nahi leneka kya??

Your clothes suck! - Kya "ZAGMAG / DHINKCHAAK" pehna tune?

I don't give a shit! - "Hata Saawan Ki Ghata"

Don't bore/bug me! - Jyaada " PAKAA" mat be tu


Do the job without anyone getting to know - Sab kaam "SUMDEE" me hona chahiye?kya?

I'll slap you - " Ek rap chik du kya"

Get out of here - Phataphat Wat le re idhar se tu

Pissing somebody off on the road - A shembdya dikhta nahin kya?

I got engaged to someone - Boss, apun ka to 'SETTING' ho gay-la

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