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Wife and Whisky
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.
"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."
"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?"
"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.
"You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still loved her?"
"Oh, No, who the hell wants to love her," said the drunk. "I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
What is a FASHION WEEK ?
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Where designers
show their creations on Models
and
Models drop their clothes to show
God's CREATiON.
Raat ke 1 Bajje
Boy friend - ek bar karne do
Girl Friend - itni bar kar chuke mann nahi bhara?
Boy friend - sirf aaj bahut mann kar raha hai
Girl Friend - bas karo 1 rupya lagta hai har sms ka.
Tisri Biwi
wife : aap apne friend ki biwi ke janaje pe nahi gae?
husband: kiss muh se jaaun,
wo mujhe apni teesri biwi ki janaje pe bula raha hai,
or mai use ek dafa bhi nahi bula saka....... |
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