Birthday wish!!!
A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.
"What's wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.
Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and said, "My boyfriend just dumped me, and today is my birthday. Nice gift, isn't it?"
The waiter talked with her a few moments, and was able to get her to stop crying. He kept a close eye on her, and when she had finished her meal, he went into the kitchen, cut a large slice from the best cake on the menu, and stuck a candle in it. He lit the candle, and brought it to her table. She looked very happy, and he was glad.
He said, "Make a wish and blow!"
She closed her eyes, and made her wish.
Then she came up to the waiter, got down on her knees, unzipped his pants, pulled out his cock, and started sucking on it.
Sender:- A.K Singh
A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young blonde in a pub and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
"Yes I do," replied the beautiful blonde, "But go ahead, as I'm sure you're going to ask me anyway."
"OK," said the shy, drunken, innocent young man, "How many men have you slept with?"
"That's my business!" snapped the blonde.
"Oh, right!" said the bloke, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it!
Sender:- Rotten Maniac
Nursing
A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try.
"I've tried to be a secretary and failed," she complained. "I tried to be an actress and failed. Then, I tried sales and I failed at that too."
The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "It is important for everyone to live a full and meaningful life. Have you tried nursing?"
She thought about his suggestion for a second, then opened her blouse and revealed one of her luscious breasts.
Pointing it at the doctor, she said, "OK, I'll give it a try."
Sender:- A.K Singh
Smelling Divine
A Blonde couple were in a car parked on Lovers Lane and the young man turned admiringly to his pretty date and said, "Gee, you smell terrific. You wearing perfume or something?"
The girl blushed charmingly and confessed that she was wearing a new perfume that she'd bought especially with him in mind. "You smell good, too," she aid, "What do you have on?"
"Well, I have a hard-on," blurted the young man," but I didn't know that you could smell it."
Sender:- Rachna
Warm balls!
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.
"It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm sucking his dick."
"You know what?" replies Jenny. "It's exactly the same with my Richard..."
They turn to the third blonde and ask, "When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, too?"
"Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put Chris's thing in my mouth!"
"You're crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy. You should try it."
She says she'll think about it. The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner. "Whoa!" the first blonde asks. "How did you get that black eye?"
"Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she says.
"What on earth for?" the second blonde asks.
"I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as how Pete's and Richard's are so cold."
Sender:- Sumit
Perfume
Two blondes walk up to a perfume counter.
The first one picks up a sample bottle, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, "That's nice, don't you think, Steffi?"
Steffi says, "Yeah. What's it called, Susie?"
Susie says, "Viens a moi."
Steffi says, "Viens a moi? What's that mean?"
The store clerk says, "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'Come to me.'"
Susie takes another sniff and says, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does it smell like come to you?"
Sender:- Rotten Maniac
Blonde Artist!
A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
"No" the talented blonde artist said. "I don"t do that sort of thing.
"I"ll increase your fee two times," he said.
"No, no thanks!!"
"I"ll give five times as much as you normally get."
Okay, said the artist, "but you have to let me at least wear my socks. I need somewhere to place my brushes."
Sender:- Rachna
Did you hear about the blonde
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Sender:- Radhika
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!
Sender:- Radhika
Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
Sender:- Radhika
Did you hear about the blonde
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
Sender:- rachna
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Sender:- Radhika
Did you hear about the blonde
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Sender:- Rachna
Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.
Sender:- Sidh
Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They're both empty from the neck up.
Sender:- Sidh
Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"
Sender:- Sahil
Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills
Sender:- Vivek
Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking
Sender:- Rajeev
Q : Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Sender:- rajeev
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate"
